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The chriton is a mysterious little creature closely related to the ferret and the weasel. The chriton is most often used by humans to chase people out of their hiding places. This creature is extremely feirce and easily enraged. It has jagged teeth and a foul odor. Its fur is extremely thick and most often brown. It dwells in the caves and rocky regions in Central North America.
Send in the chriton!!! It will flush them out the other side.
Chriton by Jared Miles December 4, 2004
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Christon 

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
Christon by nobbyknees July 7, 2010
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Chariton River 

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.
So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.
A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)
Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it
Chariton by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

Christon 

Christon has a heart of gold. She knows the true meaning of friendship, and will always match her words with her actions. If you know a Christon, treasure her because she’s a once in a lifetime kinda friend.
I’m going out with Christon tonight. It’s going to be a blast!
Christon by NikGDawg December 14, 2022

christonie 

Someone that is open minded and is a strong person when he/she loves you they ate always left and hurt but Christonie means a caring & lovable Person
Christ sent to me christonie
christonie by Christonie May 16, 2018

Chrisonica 

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)
Chrisonica by Ed Austin January 1, 2006