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Christopher

The sweetest, HOTTEST, funniest man you will ever meet. Christopher has the most beautiful eyes in the entire world. He is very talented and very smart. He takes good care of himself and everyone around him. Sometimes he seems like a knob, but he has the biggest heart in the whole world. He is romantic, thoughtful, and super sexy.
If you do not feed him every three hours he may get a little cranky. Just feed him ketchup and he will be wonderful again!
Christopher is my soul-mate.

I love Chris!
by chickachickachicka April 8, 2012
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Christopher Columbus Effect

When someone discovers something great. Then, someone else takes that and calls it his own. Suddenly, everyone knows that person #2 "discovered" it. Really annoying when you're person #1. I'm sure we've all been in this situation before!
Person #1: Hey dude, look at this new strategy i just found! It cuts lots of time off of my score!
Person #2: HEY EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THIS NEW TACTIC I CAN BEAT YOU ALL NOW!
Person #1: Dude, that's the Christopher Columbus Effect. You can't just take me work!
by kevinc1012 September 11, 2010
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Christopher

Christopher is beautiful inside and out. He is a very sociable person and seems to fill a room with energy as soon as he walks in. He has the most brilliant smile and intriguing eyes. He'll make you feel comfortable despite knowing him for a short amount of time.
Everyone loves Christopher.
by Rickyysavage August 2, 2016
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Christopher Walken hair

Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
by slickass February 10, 2010
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Christopher Walking

A man from Brooklyn with a strong accent, who is walking here. Created by Cory Crater OC don’t steal.
I’m walking here!” -Christopher Walking
by HyperMadsox August 31, 2018
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Christopher Cruz

Christopher Cruz is an amazing guy, funny, smart, athletic, GORGEOUS, super talented. You would be lucky to meet him. He's kind of a dick when you meet him and he does the most absurd things but he'll get better in time. It's very easy to fall for this man, but once you do it'll last forever. Christopher will leave a lasting impression on you, and if you're sprecial you'll leave one on him too. Christopher is one of the best people you'll meet, hold onto him closely.
You know that guy, Christoper Cruz?" "Yeah you?" "Yupp, thats one amazing guy" "I know right?

Christopher Cruz is GREAAATTTT :)
by noname1617 December 11, 2011
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