Christmas creep

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

by steponknee April 5, 2016

Creeper Van

Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.

Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.

by Anti-Creeper June 28, 2011

Creampie

A nice, delicious, home-cooked creampie, oozing with cream.

Her: "Do you want to creampie me?"
Me: "I don't feel like cooking today."

by BourbonDickSheNary May 17, 2021

creeper, aww man

so we back in the mine, got a pickaxe swing it from side to side, side side to side.

when i saw that creeper i was like "creeper, aww man".

by creeper, aww man June 5, 2019

creampie surprise

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.

When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.

by MilwArchGuy January 6, 2008

porno creep

Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.

He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

creeperazzi

Someone who takes creeper photos of other people without their permission. Photos may or may not show up on Facebook.

That guy is such a creeperazzi, he's been taking photos of me all night.

by Leelli January 18, 2009