Creamcheese Catfish

A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.

Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish

by Cheese boii November 20, 2021

creamated

the act of cumming on the ashes of a lovesome

Harold you sick fuck why did you creamate on uncle Bobs ashes!
Harold creamated on his uncle Bobs ashes

by CoolAidManTheCursed November 21, 2021

Creammate

A teammate who is dog shit at a game (specifically, fps shooter game like cs:go or call of duty) and lets the whole team down by having a negative k/d ratio or anything else, like getting nothing but deaths or getting killed on the final kill cam, or better yet, fucking body blocking you and preventing you from getting a kill and getting your ass and his retarded ass killed as well. A creammate (or creammates if your team is also being dog water) tend do tend to be the biggest bitches in the world, waiting for you to die to steal your weapons or kills, bitch at you when your team loses a game, or in general just a loser who works at a 9 to 5 dead end job and has high testosterone and limes to yell at people for having fun.

PS: try hard and no lifers work as well too!

*dies to camper*

Creammate: you’re so fucking bad at the game, how did you die to the camper!
Jerry: fuck you creammate, you died in the first fucking 5 seconds of the round to the guy who has 1 in 33. KYS Creammate!
Creammate: *leaves games*

by Ching chong lee July 18, 2023

Creamcrew

The best youtubers on the platform papa meat and flashgits

Yo did you watch the latest episode of creamcrew

by Yeye63 November 22, 2023

a creamage

when you cum in side of her mouth and she starts choking

John "Hey what ever happened to your hookup?"
Henry "Oh I gave her a creamage and died"

by Weinah March 4, 2017

Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024