Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023

if they can crawl they can brawl

If they can crawl they can brawl is like a metaphor for baby hunger games meaning if their able to crawl and move around their able to fight

Person 1: Abortion is bad you should give them a chance to live🥺
Person 2: Your right! They should be put up to a baby hunger games
Person 1: NO THEIR BABIES!
Person 2: If they can crawl they can brawl

by Hentai Protagonist January 30, 2021

Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021

crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

kerb crawling

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game played by Charlie and Frank from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The game consists of Frank and Charlie crawling around in the night together like worms.

"Why do we never play night crawlers anymore huh frank?"

by Butta Steez October 12, 2009