A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.
James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?
Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato
James: You want any pastries with that?
Chris: Erm...
Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato
James: You want any pastries with that?
Chris: Erm...
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When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.
I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.
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