Craiging

The act of being a third wheel.

The act of ruining a moment.

"I was in the process of making out with my girlfriend, then craig showed up."

"I hate it when that guy shows up, he's always craiging.

by Nikthemighty October 9, 2008

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon October 18, 2008

Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

crapington

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing

e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington

by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

cradeling

It's when a couple is sitting on a couch and the girl/guy is promiscuously "cradled" in the other's arms, creating an uncomfortable setting for all to see.

I couldn't even leave my room last night because my roomate was cradeling his girlfriend and it makes me uncomfortable to see.

by annoyedroomate December 9, 2010