Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

by Nathandar August 27, 2010

Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010

Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

crapshitvatard

Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.

It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".

Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.

Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"

CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"

by 100 106 116 July 22, 2018

Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

by JWO68 February 5, 2020

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.

Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.

by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022