by Chair gang by god September 14, 2019
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Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.
"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."
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When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
by Rocker chair6969 July 9, 2016
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This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
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As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016
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A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 1, 2010
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