Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either

-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?

by teheheehehe July 7, 2010

counterintuit

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.

The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.

by zombilicious May 8, 2010

Controngled

To be in a state of sexual frustration

"He removed his shirt leaving me completely controngled"

"Their body is so controngling"

by Saltymaster14 March 12, 2017

Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.

1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.

by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019

countermont

Aside from the Merriam-Webster definitions as being an abbreviation of 'mountain' or 'Montana' another meaning of this word is that of making something simple more difficult. When used with the term 'code', for instance, it is the process of encoding information from a readable source into symbols or from one set of symbols into another set of symbols using a key or keys for private secluded, or hidden storage, or encrypting. Decoding is the reverse process, converting code symbols, again using the key or keys, back into a form that is again readable, such as from one language (English) to another (Spanish), or from Pitman shorthand to Gregg shorthand or to a personally designed shorthand. The word is not commonly used.

This piece of shorthand cannot be decoded. It uses a countermont code requiring a key.

by doc19 October 23, 2020

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

Countriii

A really boring person who only pops into discord about once every hour

Did you see what countriii did to his teacher?

by anonymous May 4, 2021