corporados

Overpaid officers of wealthy corporations who use political sway with elected representatives to promote policies perceived as detrimental to the public good. Combination or “corporate” and “ados” Spanish suffix for people who act in a certain manner.

Pension plans are being pared back drastically by the same corporados who squandered billions of the stockholders money, but not before paying themselves huge bonuses.

by Joe Rodolico June 12, 2006

Corpo

A word to describe corporate executives, especially in a derogatory way.

1: Have you heard of those executives over at Militech?

2: Yeah... Those corpos really only care about themselves.

by nonr_ May 12, 2020

Corpspeak

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"

Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

by Jesus Christ $uperstar June 25, 2015

corporate personhood

The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.

The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.

Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Ceraphin Corporation

Ceraphin Corporation, Inc (stylized as Ceraphin Corporation) is a Private Entertainment Organization, Publisher, and Mass Media Brand owned by Werley Nortreus and Nortreus Media Group.

Ceraphin Corporation is a Private Organization, Publisher, Mass Media Brand.

by Mikee Brown August 1, 2018

Corpogarchy

similar to "oligarchy" except with corporatins as the ruling class.

"The recent Supreme Court decision potentially puts a corpogarchy at the helm of our government."

by corporate oligarchy February 14, 2010

corpse husband

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.

have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy

by kayy_341 October 2, 2020