d.b. cooper

The true badass hijacker, alias D.B. Cooper. Took over a plane on Thanksgiving, 1971, with the threat of a bomb in his briefcase. Ordered the plane land, had officials hand him $100000 in cash, then let the passengers off without a scratch. He then ordered the plane take off, and while flying over some mountains the crew heard the cargo hatch open. Cooper strapped the money to his chest, grabbed a parachute and leapt off into the stormy night. He was never seen again, dead or alive, eluding one of the greatest FBI manhunts in history.

The true American hero to many, rather than a dirty thief. He was reportedly quite civil and friendly to his hostages, even offering them drinks. A real-life James Bond.

Guy 1: Yo man do you think D.B. Cooper is alive?
Guy 2: Hell yeah he is, probably sipping martinis on a Caribbean island right now, laughing at all of us. He's da fucking shit.

by thegreatsandwich August 16, 2008

Cooper

Cooper is tee most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has all the girls crushing on him, and he flirts with them too. But he usually is only thinking about one girl all the time, the girl he truly cares for. If you hurt the people he loves, then you better watch your back. He’s the class clown, who can make a person smile within a few seconds of talking to them. Cooper has a dark secret on the inside, but covers up the sadness with his humour. His blue eyes and blonde hair have the girls come running. If you ever meet a Cooper, NEVER let him go for as long as you live. Love Cooper with everything you have.

Wow, that guys SUPER funny!
Yeah, the name Cooper fits him!

by Snak3yWak3y March 17, 2020

Alice Cooper

The man who was shocking the music world when Marilyn Manson and Slipknot were in diapers.

1) Alice Cooper has been in music for almost 40 years....and he STILL ROCKS!!

2)school's out, kiddies.

3)dead babies

by 19.... May 22, 2006

cooper union

University located in the heart of the East Village in Manhattan, NY @ Cooper Square. First Institution of higher learning to have a non-discriminatory policy,also the only school in the U.S to offer a full scholarship to everyone accepted; with a 4% acceptance rate for the Art School and a 10% acceptance rate for the architecture and engeneering schools, Cooper Union is one of the Most selective schools in the U.S. and definately THE most prestigious art school west of the Art Academy of Florence. One of the Best Schools this nation can offer.

1- I go to RISD.
2- Oh yea dude... I've heard of it, BUT I attend The Cooper Union since I have the talent and abilities of any of your 4th year students and I'm barely 18......
(RISD kid goes back to Providence to learn how to figure draw)

by -spek- April 22, 2006

Beth Cooper Driving

Driving like Beth Cooper from the movie, I love You Beth Cooper.

Driving over curbs, driving your car into some ones house and hitting everything you could possibly hit.

Denis Cooverman: to Beth Cooper Thanks. You hit me with your car. That was pretty cool.

that was beth cooper driving!

by redwinggirl2010 January 19, 2010

Eric Cooper

A slithering ginga-ninja. He's half boy/half snake. He's afriad of headlights, and loves slithering in bushes. He may slither into your tent at night, creep into your covers, he will try not to wake you, but if he does he will Ninja away with a following slither. He's quite kind though. And only eats Chris Reyer's

Taeya: OMG, did you see Eric Cooper slithering in our tent last night?!
Kyla: YAH! i think he went into faith's sleepingbag! :O
Faith: that was him?! i thought that was you, kyla!!!!

by Blaaaank. August 23, 2011

cooper

big dick, fast strong and gets bitches on a friday night

Im going to be like cooper and get bitches on friday night

by timmybutloose March 3, 2015