When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.
"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA
by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015
Get the Cushion Cooker mug.To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.
Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!
by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016
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by Timmy Giminson January 26, 2010
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My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.
I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
by Jam09 June 10, 2009
Get the Hot cum cooker mug.1. Small, portable microwave as seen on 30 Rock.
2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.
2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.
1. I'm going to heat up some ham in the fun cooker while taking a shower.
2. Check out my fun cooker!
2. Check out my fun cooker!
by 30 Rocker March 13, 2009
Get the Fun Cooker mug.A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.
Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?
by Shanaynay Diannegilo December 27, 2007
Get the cooterschnitzel mug.Kenny: aww man she was sooo hot until..
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT
by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007
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