Conner

Usually a really amazing nice guy. He will probably seem awkward at first, but he's not that bad. He is just the right amount of smart and athletic. A Conner will usually be extremely talented, and all the girls love him, but really humble and never a show-off. He is not perverted and respects girls. He can be really serious and quiet, and really fun and crazy. He will usually have a subtle but hilarious sense of humor. He has the most beautiful smile and it will most likely make your insides melt. Conners are usually so amazing, there is no words to describe them! The word Conner can also be used to describe something or someone so great it's too amazing to put into words. If you know a Conner, get to know him. He is most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet!

That girl is talking to Conner!
Ooooh jealous!

by iateyourpie December 10, 2012

Connerotic Asphyxiation

*noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun

01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.

02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.

1.Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”

2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”

by The Tang Bang Crew May 19, 2008

Concerting

The act of going to concerts.

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.

by barpo January 25, 2009

conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.

“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”

by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

Concerted Game

1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.

Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.

by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005

your concern is noted

I heard what you said, but I just don't give a shit. "Your concern is noted" is the perfect phrase for casually dismissing an opinion you disagree with. It demonstrates a lack of concern by displaying an obvious pretense of actually caring. The phrase is reminiscent of the corporate-speak companies use when accepting suggestions that they will no doubt ignore.

Joe: Obama is not an American! He has a Kenyan birth certificate! I demand he be removed from office immediately!

Sally: Your concern is noted.

by skepsci September 25, 2009

Conference Call

On the toilet. Taking a poop.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.

by alexanderthegreat3324 October 15, 2007