Contradictafication

contradicting people constantly. When you treat condadicting like a job.

I like to go around contradicting people constantly... I call it contradictafication

by HANNAH( . Y . ) FACINATION December 22, 2008

The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

contradicktory

Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!

Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

contradicktarian

Someone who insists on contradicting others, in a dickish way, regardless of whether they are right or wrong.

"He regretted saying anything right away, as he knew he was talking to a total contradicktarian"

by Madasmyth April 24, 2020

contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

by QuacksO February 3, 2023

contradickass

- Kiblun

Kiblun contradickasses herself constantly

by Wind_Lord_Vaasari April 10, 2023

Contradictator

a person exercising absolute power through direct opposition between things compared.

Tim Kendal suffered to Joe Scheez the Contradictator of the world because he didn't know the true meaning of the word.

I was seen as the Contradictator in the court room as I played devils advocate.

by Joe Scheez March 22, 2010