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Conklined

being so drunk you piss your pants and try to take a shit on a strangers couch
Dude you totally conklined last night!
by drunk247 April 6, 2011
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continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.
The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.
by Sommy September 8, 2004
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Contraindication

A word commonly used in the medical field to establish that a drug should not be used because it will cause more harm then benefit to a patient.
Penicillin is a contraindication for therapy if you are allergic to it.
by MR Contraindication January 6, 2011
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continental™

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
by DEEZ February 26, 2004
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May Contain Peanuts

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
by Alex August 28, 2003
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continent

One of the principal land masses of Earth, including Africa, Antarctica, Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America.
Earth consists of seven continents.
by Gfunk January 18, 2006
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Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.
Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.
by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007
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