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euler-mascheroni constant

1) The amount of time it takes to vomit after eating six pounds of mac & cheese. 2) The duration of time: after eating six pounds of mac & cheese and before intense puking, in which your stomach goes bat-shit crazy.
Dude one: I dare you to eat 6 pounds of mac & cheese
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!
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Minecraft Universal Constant

The name for the huge number that is the mulitple possibilities flr worlds in Minecraft.
Hey, what's Minecraft Universal Constant? I never heard of it before.
by ZoZo UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU December 10, 2020
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constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.
The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.
by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004
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Minecraft Universal Constant

This is the name for the multiple possibilities of worlds in Minecraft. The word was first originally named by Game Theory in the video, "Why Minecraft Will NEVER End!"
I think it was called the Minecraft Universal Constant.
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Little cat constant anxiety

Someone who's big dog chilling, but not really that big, also kinda anxious, oh yeah also they're not that much of a dog person
Matteo's really been little cat constant anxiety lately
by Mattetull March 30, 2022
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I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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