upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008

Constantinople

Was Greek, is Greek, and will always be Greek.

Constantinople is the eternal Capital of Greece.

I'm going to Constantinople, to greek Constantinople that is.

by Sherman February 9, 2005

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

by bautry April 14, 2005

constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

constagankage

The act of constantly being ganked in an MMO game by the opposing faction. Often takes place on servers with imbalanced populations.

MMO Nerd 1: Holy balls dude, the horde aer teh gankings me nonstops!1!!
MMO Nerd 2: I know, it's constagankage. Let's quit and play PvE
MMO Nerd 3: Carebears.

by brentdk December 4, 2007

constafuct

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"

Constipation
fucked
screwed
constafuct
consta-fuct

by UTN Studio July 10, 2009

Constafunk

A person that walks around stinking like armpits butt cheese and dookie bootie..

Man Daniel was here, It still smells like a bathroom at Wrigley Field.
Daniel is always in a state of constafunk.

by Magical Mayhem July 9, 2017