resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.

Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.

by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018

constitutional

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.

by nycgirlh June 12, 2007

morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.

Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.

1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.

by cunninleongus February 15, 2010

Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

by jay420 August 25, 2005