Conk thirster

Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis

Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.

When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

Conk

Someone who is stupid or and idiot.

"Matthew is a Conk", said Zoe

by Jaeden Martell January 9, 2021

Conk

Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)

Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!

by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

conk

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.

Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'

by conky1234 November 28, 2017

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022