confuciuon

A muddled-up state of mind regarding da teachings of a wise philosopher.

John Duns Scotus was a learned genius, but due to confuciuon among some of his followers, many folks thought he was an idiot, which is where da term "dunce cap" came from.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

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Confuckus

A nickname for asian horniness based off of confucius

Juan: hey jose did you finish your homework on the mongols
Jose: sure did genghis khan had a lot of confuckus because he has thousands if descendants

by El beanero July 6, 2023

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(n) Specific mythical character. On April 23,1989, the world changed forever as the experience that can only be known as Ronfucius was born. Weighing slightly over 1.5 tons at birth, Ron quickly began working out to shed off the extra pounds. By age twelve, he had become a 14th degree black belt in several illegal martial arts and joined the Mexican Wrestling Federation under the stage name "EL Ronfuso". Within six months, he became world champion and was banned from the sport for being, "too good," He has not been seen since.
Synonyms include El Ronfuso

You think that was bad?!? You should have seen the fight between him and El Ronfuso (Ronfucius); you ever wonder why they call him Kimbo Slice? It was because after the fight, they could only find a small portion of the guy scattered throughout the audience. It's officially clocked as the quickest fight in MMA history (the ref got to "Ready....Figh") The whole thing was filmed by multiple camera angles, but Ronfuso's punch was so intense that it threw off electronic recorders in the building for months after. Apparently Kimbo said something about El Ronfuso simply being a legend and nobody could actually turn somebody's haircut into a beard through a punch. He was drastically mistaken......

by Ronfucius March 29, 2009

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Confuckinsiderate

Being considerate with a little added assholeism.

When you want to be nice but not too nice.

"I was just trying to be confuckinsiderate."

by Ca $hby March 6, 2017

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Confusiosioness

A state of confusion triggered by your subconsciousness the eventually tells your consciousness.

Jimmy ate a patch of picker plants everyone told him was good for him. At first he realized they were nutritional, but after he ate them. Jimmy was in confusiosioness after all the spikes got stuck in his tongue.

by LONG duck JON September 7, 2017

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