Ronfucius 

(n) Specific mythical character. On April 23,1989, the world changed forever as the experience that can only be known as Ronfucius was born. Weighing slightly over 1.5 tons at birth, Ron quickly began working out to shed off the extra pounds. By age twelve, he had become a 14th degree black belt in several illegal martial arts and joined the Mexican Wrestling Federation under the stage name "EL Ronfuso". Within six months, he became world champion and was banned from the sport for being, "too good," He has not been seen since.
Synonyms include El Ronfuso

You think that was bad?!? You should have seen the fight between him and El Ronfuso (Ronfucius); you ever wonder why they call him Kimbo Slice? It was because after the fight, they could only find a small portion of the guy scattered throughout the audience. It's officially clocked as the quickest fight in MMA history (the ref got to "Ready....Figh") The whole thing was filmed by multiple camera angles, but Ronfuso's punch was so intense that it threw off electronic recorders in the building for months after. Apparently Kimbo said something about El Ronfuso simply being a legend and nobody could actually turn somebody's haircut into a beard through a punch. He was drastically mistaken......

Ronfucius by Ronfucius March 29, 2009

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

Confucius 

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

Confucius by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

Confucius 

Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.

"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius

Confucius by History nut December 26, 2003

confucius say 

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

confucius say by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

Confucius Say 

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

Confucius Say by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008

confuciusly

With characteristics similar to the wisdom and teaching of Confucius. Or, in Mike Tyson's case, the word you use when you can't remember or have never heard the words intensely, strictly, faithfully, rigorously, etc.

"I've been trainin' confuciusly." - Mike Tyson

confuciusly by Piker Bill September 21, 2004