Coning

The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.

Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"

*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*

Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*

by Gandray May 9, 2019

coning

A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)

Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.

by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005

coning

The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.

See www.coneclub.com
See also walrus, cone

Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

cone

An athlete who isn't very good at the sport he/she is playing. Often the player has the athletic ability of an orange street cone.

The coach wouldn't but Chris in the game because he is a "Cone"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

cone

The white plastic thing that Hunter has around his neck on the NBC show "Father of the Pride".

Hunter, it sure is good that you don't have to wear that cone anymore. Is it okay if I pick you up and cuddle you now? :)

by fixman88 October 20, 2004

cone

A way of calling someone a cunt without them knowing about it.

It's french for cunt

You are such a cone.

by matt August 4, 2004

coned

Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.

"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."

by Alan Smithee the first July 27, 2009