ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.

Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?

Jim: No i'm good.

Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Jim: Is something the matter?

Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.

Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..

Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.

by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010

birth control

A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.

I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!

by eat poop and die August 31, 2005

breath control play

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. This can be done during masturbation or with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

Socom:Confrontation

lame ass ps3 game with no DLC whatsoever and lazy ass game developers held together from bankruptcy by the socom community

Socom:Confrontation is a laggy piece of shit

by stoudbaker,,P_PP3T July 29, 2009

Control stick actuator

A highly technical term for "pilot" on modern aircraft which essentially fly themselves.

Pilot: "That last flight was pretty rough, I think there's an issue with the flight controls."
Crew Chief (mechanic): "Probably a bad control stick actuator."

by Chicago Trev July 26, 2009

gap control

the ability to wetten the lips and thighten the gap when desireable

she's got some goooooood gap control

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

by ANTMFan October 26, 2011