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Law of Physical Compensation

The unified hypothesis combining both General and Special Laws of Physical Compensation into a single comprehensive principle: that the universe, at all scales from quantum to cosmic, possesses inherent mechanisms to prevent paradoxes and maintain consistency when the familiar laws of physics appear to be violated. This meta-law proposes that physics is not a collection of independent statutes but a self-consistent, self-protecting system—if you push against one law hard enough to seem to break it, some other law or mechanism will quietly activate to prevent actual paradox from emerging. The Law doesn't claim that violations can't happen; it claims that if they do, the universe has backstops. Faster-than-light travel might be possible, but some compensatory effect would prevent causal loops. Negative entropy might emerge locally, but some larger balancing would maintain the second law overall. The Law of Physical Compensation is the universe's immune system against its own most paradoxical possibilities—the reason we don't find logical contradictions baked into reality's foundation.
Example: "She proposed that if time travel were ever achieved, the Law of Physical Compensation would ensure history remained consistent—not because time travel is impossible, but because the universe has ways of quietly tidying up after its own most extreme events."
by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026
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A Handsome Compensation

When someone receives a minor compensation (or nothing at all) from serving their country.

Derived from the finnish song "Kaverit on komeasti palkittu" (Lads have been handsomely compensated) a song that satirizes the conditions of finnish veterans after the second world war.
After serving a tour in Iraq, Sgt. Johnson received a Handsome Compensation
by eleggtroswing March 21, 2025
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Compenstipation

The act of stretching the truth beyond it's capacity, while trying to steer one's company's attention away from a much more malicious, inevetivable truth: either shingles, psoriasis, or in many more severe caases - being generally "without life companions" - or "friends." 9 out of 10 women will experience this in thier life time, while trying to cover up assumptions of sexually transmitted deseases or acts of skeletal "closet" matter. Studies have shown an average of 4% of the global population will commit at least once in their life to compenstipation-isnims while they are experiencing a more lonely, pathetic time in their life. General studies of 1.5% of all mammals commit this negative act as a part of human nature, from feelings of inferiority.
"She tried so hard to get her friends to believe her false story in her best compenstipation attempts. They saw through her lies, and approached her about her genital warts."
by Doctor Chance O'Toole March 28, 2008
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compestated

A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.
I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.

Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.
by adammtboy October 4, 2008
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Commentsate

When you have a conversation on facebook throuqh comments on a picture or status
DONT COMMENTSATE ON MY STATUS THATS ANNOYING
by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010
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complisated

"I feel complisated that i finished making this site before anyone in my tech class."
by allyonce October 15, 2018
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chompensation

the payment of pizza and beer in return for the physical labor of friends
"Who can help me move this weekend? Place is up five flights of stairs and I own several pianos, but generous chompensation will be provided.
by Hadley Precious April 6, 2021
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