College

Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.

If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.

by someoneslittlesister April 5, 2016

College

Your in debt haha

Feck college

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019

College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021

college

fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen

I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?

by Steve Hamil May 13, 2005

college

place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.

yo on a scale from 1 to college...how college is that???

by CollegePimp303 October 18, 2008

college

A so called place of learning. Where you spend much time writing essays and having debates on useless subjects with arrogant men and women who think they are much smarter then they are.(see www.lotrplaza.com for more on arrogance) The smartest thing you can do, is drop out. It wont ruin your future, it wont make you stupider. it will just open your eyes to a differnt world

--Ex Univeristy of Toronto Skule (engineering) student. Who was passing with a 85% in my engineering, and 95+ in physics minor/intrest.

Man, college suckers so many people out their money and life...

by He who arises in might December 14, 2004

college

a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you

why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?

college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies

by dr teeth December 8, 2003