Cocktus

A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.

Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!

Person 2:How the hell???

Person 1: They bought a cocktus.

Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.

by MagicalMissMuffins January 27, 2010

cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008

Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him

I love giving Cocktopuses

by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010

cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....

1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away

by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010

cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.

I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.

by eab_habib May 7, 2011

Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.

"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"

by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017

Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.

by Moby small June 24, 2018