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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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cockroach

A promiscuous man that lurks in clubs. He is probably the hottest guy there, but he has deplorable hygiene and he's probably got STDs. He's also the only guy in the club clever enough to wear eyeliner.
-That guy over there is so choice, I've got to meet him. Oh, wait, he looks like a cockroach.

-He's such a cockroach, I heard he has AIDs. Too bad, I love a guy in leather.
by ladycreeper June 19, 2014
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cockfroster

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual
Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.
by jossungood August 4, 2014
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Cockroach

Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.
by kyaaaal September 26, 2018
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Cockroach

Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real
Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.
by Karen Withakay October 31, 2019
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Cockroach

“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “
by Em1civic March 26, 2020
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Cockpasted

Covering a surface entirely with cum
Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week
by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022
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