Poprocks cock pop

A gift for your significant other that consists of pop rocks on your cock.

Hey shorty I know it’s your birthday so I went out of my way to give you this Poprocks cock pop. Get sucking baby we don’t have all day.

by *moans* January 31, 2021

cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.

When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.

by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

cockophobe

a prude ass bitch who is scared of the cock

Carter ain't nothin' but a cockophobe, she always be nervous around guys.

by #1stunna May 31, 2003

cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cockpocalypse

when there are no girls in a room (or seems like) but plent of guys

Guy1: I cant find a single girl in the place
Guy2: Yeah its like a cockpocalypse

by b1ackace108 November 25, 2009

cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

Cockophobia

To be afraid of the male genatalia and run away becouse you think it will hurt you for no reason.

(mostly to some of the females)

Person 1: I railed my girlfriend last night did you?

Person 2: yup

Person 3: i didnt

Person 1:why not

Person 3: we were making out then she saw my hard on and she ran to the bathroom and crying and screaming for like 30 min's and went home

Person 1&2:bummer

Person 1:looks like your girl has Cockophobia man

person 2: is that even a real word

Person 2:yea it means shes afraid of cock dude get a new gf.

by MetalliThraX123 February 4, 2010