A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.
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an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.
by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009
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"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
by Muffinator June 15, 2016
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Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”
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