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cockmongler

A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.
Derek is a huge, flaming cockmongler.
by Jimmie June 18, 2006
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Cockmonk

A douchebag. Usually thinking they are the shit and full of themselves.
Joey Strode is a cockmonk.
by TheHammer27 March 29, 2010
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cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.
"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"
by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009
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cockmangler

One with insatiable appetite for wang-dangs.
How many cocks did you last night, cockmangler?
by London_Midge February 20, 2004
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Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).
"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
by Muffinator June 15, 2016
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Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm
hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.
Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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