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Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
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cockblogging

A popular trend among adult bloggers (Cockblogging Wednesdays). Involves posting blog entries with pictures of erect or non-erect penises (cocks) either the author's own, a lover's, submissions from readers, or images pulled from the web.
cockblogging wednesdays at The S Spot
by ShayS July 22, 2008
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Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.
Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.
by greatspaceadventure November 5, 2012
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cockblowing field

a term often used to describe a shitty place to smoke a blunt.
This cockblowing field, I could have found a better field than this.
by Mary B and Chez B June 29, 2008
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e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN
Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"
by No you do February 24, 2009
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Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.
John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.
by Kandelario July 26, 2009
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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