cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cockman

Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.

"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"

by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

cockamondoo

cockamondoo is a word of unknown origin used to describe a person in a negative way many in the north eastern USA. It has been rumored that to use and understand this word you need to be a member of the fabled BDP (Big Dick Playas).

"yo sidney crosby of the Pittsburgh penguins is always being such a cockamondoo. But adam foote neva eva."

"you guys see that nigga what a cockamondoo always worrying about it."

by Mr. Wiki March 27, 2010