Couch Potato

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"

Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?

by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010

couch pussy

The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.

What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.

by Ihama Kocsuka August 4, 2006

couch-potato

a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety

many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety

by Sexydimma February 19, 2015

couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

by Ozla November 12, 2009

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005

cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010