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clustercuck

A cuck who watches his girl get gangbanged
Man 1: yo did you hear that Kevin got clustercucked by his girl?
by Taki Senshi October 30, 2017
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Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

Phrase: To be surrounded by a group of people who are all of the lowest quality and whom all deserve a seriously incurable rash of the cock and/or vag region. .
E.g. What happened to you at the pub the other night? Oh bro - I left real early as I found myself surrounded by a clusterfuck of Shit Cunts
by Dsinna October 28, 2020
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domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.
So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!
by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011
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Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.
I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.
by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011
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bilateral clusterfuck

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.
That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off
by Torch252 December 3, 2014
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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020
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Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.
by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019
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