Muster Cluster

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.

Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!

by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011

Clusterphobia

The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group, groupings of things

"Omg! Ew! I cannot look at that, it freaks me out! I have clusterphobia!"

by TrinaBina December 19, 2008

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com

"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"

by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007

clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster

1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

by Pat N. April 11, 2006

cock cluster

cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.

Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.

Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.

by yourmomsboyfriend February 9, 2010