Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.
by Ralph September 14, 2003
Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
by A Profane Legacy June 02, 2007
1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.
by blastStu November 07, 2007
A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com
by Lockdown91 May 21, 2007
A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
by snizzery July 16, 2008
The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 19, 2010