Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 28, 2009

Clunge

A British name for a vagina

I smashed that girls clunge good and proper.

by anon June 18, 2006

clunge

Female Genitalia, almost Onomatopoeic.

I've Been Itching for some Clunge.

or

My Clunge is Itching

by Kippski August 23, 2005

clunge

vagina. can also be used more broadly to describe girls in general - similar to gash. used a lot by jay from the inbetweeners.

"there's plenty more clunge in the sea"

by hargecarn May 30, 2009

Clunge Scrubb

A cleaning device for ones vagine
Often to be used in the case of an extreamly disease ridden, unclean, scabby vagine

Girl 1: Mate have you got any Clunge Scrubb? My minge piece is itching like mad!
Girl 2: No sorry i ran out after Georgina gave me thrush...

by Cum Face June 23, 2009

Clunge Collecting

Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).

Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!

Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.

Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.

Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.

by moleskinator August 24, 2009

Cludes

Nudes... but with clothes on

She sent the dude “cludes”

by Shaq Daddy December 23, 2018