Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

Crocstopher

A short little midget named Christopher. He is really short. Very short. Too short. I'm serious he is like 2'9. Somebody help him get taller. Please.

Fat-fat #1: oMg iT'S cRoCstOpHeR.
Fat-fat #2: hE iS sO sHoRt.;,lkd3fjoie2lwkjcsax

by TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLZZ February 13, 2020

Cocktopology

The direction of the skin and muscles on a cock.

He whipped it out and I’ve never seen something so veiny, his cocktopology was impressive.

by Cocktopology December 19, 2020

Cocktopology

The direction of the skin and muscles of a cock.

He whipped it out and I’ve never seen something so veiny, his cocktopology was impressive!

by Cocktopology December 19, 2020

cocksloper

getting slapped by more then 1 cocks at a time

example: Robby lost that battle so hard. Hes now getting cockslopered

by HAhaFagot March 25, 2021

clocksoda

absolutely terrifying beast, a devious creature.

"CLOCKSODA JUMPSCARE!!!"

by pansearball72 July 30, 2022

cockstown

a place famous for cocks

Rats lives in cockstown

by guysesise November 3, 2022