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Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.
"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"
by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006
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clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.
Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!
by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005
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Hey biatch, you got clocked!
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clocktower 3

A really cool japanese PS2 game featuring Alyssa, a british girl that saves tortured souls of dead people. Her skirt flys up alot.
Hey check it out... Alyssas skirt just flew up again! Booty! Whoo hoo!
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the feminine compliment to the penis. (aka vagina)
suck my cockette.
by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004
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Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion
"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"
by The maddog October 7, 2008
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