clobber down

When a girl gives you some wicked ass head.

Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling”

Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”

Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”

Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”

by Bobbin and Clobbin September 11, 2021

Cobby

A very handsome man that is kinda nice at times but in reality is very snakey. He talks to a lot of girls but all the girls think of them as a brother. Usually around 5'8 and probably wants to go into accounting. He has a hairstyle that makes all the white woman go wooo woo wooo! He has a big dick but if you find a cobby with a underarmour backpack then he has a small dick. In general anyone would be proud to have cobby as their best friend.

Samantha: Look at the cute guy over there
Cathy: OMG ITS A COBBY!!!

by bigdickmonsterinbed January 11, 2022

clibby

sticky but still kinda wet to not call it sticky

Damn, thats some clibby grandma juice

by CircleSTEPS April 23, 2022

CHOBBY

When you see a cat and have to squish it

Did you see Luna today she looks so CHOBBY

by Mikki the kat tan tan bully July 10, 2022

clobber passage

A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.

“Clobber passages? How about I clobber your head in?”

by arc-zen July 6, 2023

Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022