Cleft

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal

Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.

by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021

cheefus

A vape of any sort used to ingest nicotine (usually with high potency).

“AYE cuh pass the cheefus.”

“Wanna hit the cheefus?”
“Let me hit the cheesus rq.”

by TremendousPeen August 21, 2021

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

cleepty

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean. the inner part of a persons anus that clenches to keep ur dick warm

Ur cleepty's warm brother.

Swaggy cleepty my guy.

Pinch my cleepty.

by Bussiah December 18, 2021

pudendal cleft

Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.

Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....

Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.

Dave: Sweet!

by pagga warhorse April 20, 2014

Cleesemas

The holiday of October 27th, commemorating the day of the birth of John Marwood Cleese.

You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.

Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.

Fred: Dude! Cleesemas is right around the corner and i cant find my dead Norwegian Blue Parrot anywhere!

Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.

Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!

by Roxis360 March 8, 2010

cheef it

to go smoke some reefer

Let's go cheef it

by dejabrew March 20, 2009