monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Raptor Claw

Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.

A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!

by MSUDelta July 27, 2009

Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.

Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!

by Uncle Wiggly April 9, 2021

Chaw Claw

The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.

Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?

I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.

by gasman72 December 13, 2009

Claw Dawg

A metal head with three fingers.

Boy 1"Hey man, did you give her the claw last night?"

Claw Dawg " Nah, i was to busy jammin to my new cd man!"

by Bikexthi3f November 16, 2009

Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”

by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019

raw claw

The unflavored form of White Claw aka Pure Claw - taste reminiscent of pencil eraser.

Crazy Clark enjoys cracking a raw claw or two after a hard days work on the job.

by swillhard June 11, 2020