ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 7, 2019

Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.

by janid November 21, 2024

Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

Clarted

When you get shit on. Commonly used in context of a video game.

That guy challenged me to a 1v1 and he got fucking clarted

by nosleepforyou November 23, 2021

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Clart

Clart- punch/hard hit. Another word for sparking a jaw

*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *

by Weevil69 February 5, 2020