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Clamydius

“That niggas hairline is clamydius
by xynxii October 12, 2025
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Neuro-Clamidia

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.
I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.
by Tappiman June 12, 2010
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Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.
Everything presidential candidates say is horse chlamydia!
by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016
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Curvy Chlamydia

What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.
Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia
by IncelSlayer83 August 21, 2019
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cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out
by florencezoo April 10, 2022
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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