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clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'
"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."
by Gwynne January 31, 2004
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Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.
"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"
by Mrolls May 14, 2014
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to type or more specifically to send someone an email.
I'll clackity clack you the details later on.
by bdunn August 26, 2006
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We saw two clackers buying bulk paper towels.
by Tomminator October 30, 2011
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Clacked

To be clacked.

Accosted heavily for errors in judgement, rationality, respect or placement of blame or otherwise.

That moment when someone says the wrong thing to the wrong person and in response (s)he proceeds to completely blow up their situation using perfectly arranged words, logic and rightious indignation to devastate the perpetrator upon being so erroneous or misplacing contempt or otherwise.
1. Hey what took you so long, dumbass?!

2. Oh, you mean how you were in my bathroom all night fucking my ex that you knew I was patching things up with and that I had told you in confidence was a little conflicted and that we were both having a moment of weakness? Well, to tell you the truth, I just fucked your girlfriend up stairs and then I called your boss and told them you've been scamming him out of money and then i called your mother and told her that YOU were actually the one who wrecked her car and now, RIGHT NOW, I'm holding the phone up with your side chick on the line who THINKS she is your one and only... DUMBASS.

3. Through the phone Wow, you just got clacked.
by GhostDino December 29, 2014
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by pr1mal August 22, 2003
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Kentish slang for pastry, usually undercooked.
I'll make the pie filling, you make the clacker
by Miles Harrison December 9, 2008
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