Circumskyping

Attending a Brit Milah when a relative or close friend who is Jewish has a male child, and you cannot attend the ceremony in person.

My brother-in-law Morty had another son, but they live across the country and we couldn't get in for the Bris … luckily, they have a webcam, so it was just a matter of Circumskyping.

by dvnix April 27, 2012

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circumsized

having the tip of your penis cut off

Friend: dude did you know Nick was circumsized? Other Friend: yeah i know thats so weird... isn't that a jewish tradition Friend: then i guess hes a jew...

by th3mag1cman October 21, 2009

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sircumstance

a sexual position used by a rich man when about to ejaculate.

it was know time for the senator to shift into his sirCUMstance.

by sirvincy May 21, 2011

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circumsation

Verb. To cut a conversation short- specifically pertaining to male genitalia, e.g. Penises.

I performed a circumsation when she couldn't stope talking about the size of his dick.

by Kevroberts December 9, 2015

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It is a process of removing a man's nipples or a woman's boobs through surgery, cutting that part in a circular motion, or clamping the blood vessel in that area, causing it to fall off. The patient often gets to choose which one of these procedires will be operated on them.

I wanted to have circumcastration done on me because I thought my nipples looked ugly as fuck.

by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014

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