cigarettes

how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it

yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.

but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.

by dane's boy April 27, 2008

niggarette

a menthal cigarette. like a kool or a newport.

yo my nizzle you gots a niggarette?
i need ta git my black ass ta da sto fo a pack o nigarettes!!

by aimee June 11, 2004

cigarette

Tobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up.

"Cigarettes are bad for you."
"If people like you didn't exsist I wouldn't have to smoke."

by jakeisuseless March 9, 2005

cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

by owlatrice April 27, 2004

Cigarettes After Sex

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.

Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022

cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.

Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".

by chargerjim May 15, 2009

Beirut Cigarette

The result of removing tobacco from a cigarette and adding in pubic hair. This pubic hair/tobacco mixture is then repacked back into the cigarette and given out the next time a stranger tries to bum one off of you.

In some variations of the Beirut Cigarette the hair is distributed evenly throughout, resulting in a slow, steady inhalation of the ball hair by the bum. In another variation, the hair is rolled into one big ball and placed somewhere in the middle of the cigarette with tobacco on either end. The result is a sudden spark and a "poof" of burnt hair when the smoker gets to the right point.

-"Aw, what's that smell?"
-"That kid just lit up the Beirut Cigarette!"

-"Hey nobody look over here, I'm shaving off some pubes for the Beirut Cigarette."

by THREE-SIX November 6, 2012