Black Cocking

The act of changing someone's computer wallpaper to a picture of a black cock.

Black Cocking: Adam black-cocked Dan's computer.

by ErikTheRed February 24, 2006

cacking

laughing so hard you shit yourself

chesh said: im cacking myself

adam replied: thats so boot

by gertrude (geraldines sister) October 7, 2008

Cocking Cock

Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!

by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

Kitty clicking

When two humans, both of the female sex have sex in a scissoring motion. Synonym for scissoring.

Oh I don’t think those two girls are JUST friends, I think they are kitty clicking too!

by Flakeycasey August 13, 2018

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

charlie cockings

charlie *suck* cocks is a very horny bugger who loves to watch fortnite porn he shags little kids on fortnite and is known as a top predator around the area of Nigeria. Hes the only white person in his village so it makes him the odd one out and hes also the only gay one in the village he gets bullied manyier times by his companions but he still meets up with all the little kids he plays with on fortnite irl and shags them up the bum. Charlie Cockings aka Pedo Cockings rekt brudda

do you know charlie cockings
ye boi
he cocks me up
eew his a nigerian gay person

by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019