church

fingering a fellow youth group girl, in the back room of the youth center, and almost getting caught.

I fingered a girl at the youth group lockin last week
-you churched her? heh heh all right!

by ocracoke_pioneer July 31, 2008

church

Church is another word for a strip club.

The guys go to church at least once a week, preferably on Thursday nights.

by Cynthia August 27, 2003

church

An oversized, abrasive and disagreeable person.

Don't speak to me like that - you're behaving like a church.

by Narn May 4, 2005

church

just playing, or joshing you
created at whrhs

"Does he really think he can church me like that"

by David Stone November 11, 2006

church

A word used similar to "Word" to express happiness, excitement, or agreement.

Gary: I'll meet you at the bar
Karl: Church

by Karl S. December 14, 2008

Church

A place where you should be instead of searching up crap on the urban dictionary.

"Get your ass to church"

by Tom hollands wifey March 19, 2021

Church

Another word for 'bad'. Can only be used in football/soccer context.

"That was a such a church pass"

"Wow, I have never seen such a church decision from a referee in my life"

"He always does church shots"

by thegrizzelybear December 26, 2011