chuff

when one has a chode ( penis wider than long)
and has a muff (pubic hair) it is known as a chuff
chode muff

i couldn't get the matts out of my chuff.
I even used my your dads chuff brush!

by piss tit November 29, 2007

chuff mountain

chuff mountain is a gay mans buttocks
So called because its a mountain flesh with a tunnel sunk into it.

Dave gave it some horn as he steamed up chuff mountain and drove the pink cadillac into bourneville boullevard

by Swilly February 28, 2008

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

chuff buster

A name given to one who favours the act of anal penetration commonly known as a homosexual. Preferrably, a male would be used for such an insult.

The "Chuff" otherwise known as the "Arse hole" makes up the folling word, "Buster" that is added to complete the hyphonated word, and in effect, the "Chuff" is then "Busted." commonly in an act of homosexual nature.

"Oi, I heard young Davy's one o' them "Chuff-Busters!.."

"chuff buster"

by Lewy37586970 June 20, 2007

chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 01, 2019

Chuff Whack

To go for somthing head first without any sense of directon or carefull planning.

"I cant get the courage to talk to this girl" "Just Chuff Whack It"

by Bellies_994 February 20, 2009

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John September 19, 2007